Mr. Zero

Mr. Zero.  He’s Nothing. Really Nothing.

Although he’s Nothing, he wants everyone to pay attention to him, to pay attention to Nothing.

He knows Zip, Nada, and Everything That Isn’t. No one knows him, yet too many people understand him. He says Nothing to everyone.

Mr. Zero is very intelligent, and agrees to Nothing because he can deliver it. He can give you Nothing as well.  He can make sure that you have plenty of Nothing, so much so that you can only give it away, even though nobody wants it.

Unfortunately, Mr. Zero demands a lot. He is capable of taking everything and turning it into Nothing, which is exactly what you will get back if you give him anything.

He creates Nothing, and he sells it, too, at a very high price.

The only way to stop Mr. Zero is to give him Nothing.

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Author: Bunk Strutts

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