1. Practice vapidity/mental vacuity while focusing on a red hair bow.
2. Wear red and ignore those who don’t.
3. Hide your hands from sight.
4. Visualize a dotted arc in space and pressure three children to admit that they see it also.
5. Learn telekinesis and hover a miniature plastic funnel over a red square with white dots.
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