Only Five. Not Four. Not Six.

by Bunk Strutts

1. Practice vapidity/mental vacuity while focusing on a red hair bow.

2. Wear red and ignore those who don’t.

3. Hide your hands from sight.

4. Visualize a dotted arc in space and pressure three children to admit that they see it also.

5. Learn telekinesis and hover a miniature plastic funnel over a red square with white dots.

[Image found here.]

Tags: Five Things, Mind Control, Retro, Sanity, Simple, zen

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6 Responses to “Only Five. Not Four. Not Six.”

The Necromancer Says:
Monday, 1 March 2010 at 11:01 AM | Reply
I pressure people into admitting to seeing things they don’t all the time. It makes me happy…Perhaps “fulfilled” might be a better word.
Bunk Strutts Says:
Monday, 1 March 2010 at 11:24 PM | Reply
Necro– You, too? It’s kind of a lost art. “Whoa! What was that?”
nursemyra Says:
Tuesday, 2 March 2010 at 12:00 AM | Reply
I like #4. Children should be under pressure at all times, it keeps them tender
Bunk Strutts Says:
Tuesday, 2 March 2010 at 7:20 PM | Reply
nursem– Oh, man. Now you got me thinking about how many babies it takes to make a gallon of baby oil.
planetross Says:
Wednesday, 3 March 2010 at 7:07 AM | Reply
All that stuff sounds difficult. Can’t I just drink?
Bunk Strutts Says:
Wednesday, 3 March 2010 at 12:08 PM | Reply
plane– If you take that option, the title defaults to “6 to 10 Single Cold Ones A Day Just To Stay Sane.” See you in an hour.