1. Practice vapidity/mental vacuity while focusing on a red hair bow.
2. Wear red and ignore those who don’t.
3. Hide your hands from sight.
4. Visualize a dotted arc in space and pressure three children to admit that they see it also.
5. Learn telekinesis and hover a miniature plastic funnel over a red square with white dots.
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Tags: Five Things, Mind Control, Retro, Sanity, Simple, zen
Monday, 1 March 2010 at 11:01 AM |
I pressure people into admitting to seeing things they don’t all the time. It makes me happy…Perhaps “fulfilled” might be a better word.
Monday, 1 March 2010 at 11:24 PM |
Necro– You, too? It’s kind of a lost art. “Whoa! What was that?”
Tuesday, 2 March 2010 at 12:00 AM |
I like #4. Children should be under pressure at all times, it keeps them tender
Tuesday, 2 March 2010 at 7:20 PM |
nursem– Oh, man. Now you got me thinking about how many babies it takes to make a gallon of baby oil.
Wednesday, 3 March 2010 at 7:07 AM |
All that stuff sounds difficult. Can’t I just drink?
Wednesday, 3 March 2010 at 12:08 PM |
plane– If you take that option, the title defaults to “6 to 10 Single Cold Ones A Day Just To Stay Sane.” See you in an hour.