Only Five. Not Four. Not Six.


1.  Practice vapidity/mental vacuity while focusing on a red hair bow.

2.  Wear red and ignore those who don’t.

3.  Hide your hands from sight.

4.  Visualize a dotted arc in space and pressure three children to admit that they see it also.

5.  Learn telekinesis and hover a miniature plastic funnel over a red square with white dots.

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6 Responses to “Only Five. Not Four. Not Six.”

  1. The Necromancer Says:

    I pressure people into admitting to seeing things they don’t all the time. It makes me happy…Perhaps “fulfilled” might be a better word.

  2. Bunk Strutts Says:

    Necro– You, too? It’s kind of a lost art. “Whoa! What was that?”

  3. nursemyra Says:

    I like #4. Children should be under pressure at all times, it keeps them tender

  4. Bunk Strutts Says:

    nursem– Oh, man. Now you got me thinking about how many babies it takes to make a gallon of baby oil.

  5. planetross Says:

    All that stuff sounds difficult. Can’t I just drink?

  6. Bunk Strutts Says:

    plane– If you take that option, the title defaults to “6 to 10 Single Cold Ones A Day Just To Stay Sane.” See you in an hour.

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