Stanley the Great, The Castaways Tahitian Bar, Miami Beach, Florida [UPDATED]


Stanley The Great Miam Beach

Three things:
A. I want a shirt like that.
B. There are no Tahitians in that photo.
C. I don’t care what they’re playing – the music is great.

[Found here.]

UPDATED 27 August 2016:
When I originally posted this I viewed it merely as a silly retro postcard curiosity – I liked the image and the vibe. Thanks to commenters Tom and Denny, I’ve since been enlightened (and my comments above still stand).

From Tropic – Florida Living & Design, November 2012:

Stanley Klim castaways

Say “the Castaways” and longtime Miamians might raise their eyebrows, widen their eyes, smile or even smirk.
Guests could raise a glass at seven bars. The most famous was the subterranean Wreck Bar, decorated in a sunken galleon theme. Cypress planks covered the walls. Ropes, nets, and chains hung from the ceiling. Seven porthole windows behind the bar allowed an underwater view into one of the swimming pools.

Open from 11 a.m. to 5 a.m. daily, the Wreck earned an international reputation as a decadent hot spot where bikini-clad go-go dancers (dubbed the Wreckettes) would gyrate on tabletops under kaleidoscopic lights while live rock and roll music blared from the 5,000-watt sound system. Patrons were given maracas, tiny tambourines, and mallets to make noise.

The Wreck always attracted visiting celebrities. The Beatles hung out there in 1964. During the spring of 1968, Jimi Hendrix showed up and reputedly jammed with Frank Zappa and Arthur Brown. In 1971, pundit Bill O’Reilly taught high school English in Miami by day and worked as a bouncer in the Wreck at night.

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From Tiki Central: Stanley Klim’s obituary:

Deid sah Milk Yelnats” March 10, 2005
Deid sah Milk Yelnats. The longtime Castaways bartender was 77. The cause was lung cancer, said his wife, Wanda, who had no good explanation for how the backward name gag started. “He was a funny guy. He liked to make people laugh. Yelnats – it doesn’t take much when they’re half-loaded. But he was funny.

Stanley Klim worked behind the bar of the Tahitian Lounge at the Castaways Motel and Night Club from 1947 through the early 1980s, when the building – on Collins and 163 Street – was razed to make way for luxury condominiums.He set the atmosphere by crowding the place with stuffed parrots and wearing leis and Hawaiian print shirts – by the time of his death, he had more than 50 – to work every night of the week.

Over the years he added hula hoops and hand buzzers, which drove away fewer customers than you might think.
He founded the Roving International Association of Turtles, which had no dues, nothing to do with turtles and no real purpose for existing. Nevertheless, it assumed brief world-historical significance in 1968 when Apollo VII astronaut Walter Cunningham, a loyal customer of Klim’s, held up an are you a turtle? sign in a high elliptical Earth orbit on live international television.

Klim had a prodigious memory, matching thousands of faces to first names and bar tabs. Many of his customers were tourists who wrote postcards from back North. Klim stapled the cards to the Tahitian’s ceiling and bet those who returned months, sometimes years later, that he could point out the postcard they’d sent. He won enough bets one year, Wanda said, to pay for a considerable portion of a European vacation.

But Klim’s finest hour came with perfection of the drink-balancing act. The act involved cowbells, trays of drinks and a very steady head. It commenced whenever the jukebox in the Tahitian started to play “The Battle of New Orleans.” When this happened, Klim balanced a tray of drinks on his head and made a slow pass down the length of the bar. At the end of each pass he added another tray, all the while ringing his cowbells in time with Johnny Horton’s voice. It is believed he worked his way up to three trays before certain laws of physics interceded. In interviews he claimed there were nights when his bar “looked like a bombed-out window factory. …. I broke thousands and thousands to get to where I am today.”
His wife said he never dropped one, and had superior balance, though she never found the trick awe-inspiring. “Ah, nothing impressed me, ” Wanda said.

After the Castaways closed, Klim did part-time work at the Sonesta Resort on Key Biscayne but in recent years limited himself to a few private parties. He did his last in December. “He knew they were going to ask him to do the balancing trick, ” said Wanda. “He was out in the garage practicing with those glasses. All night, back and forth, back and forth. I was listening – he didn’t drop any.”

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17 Responses to “Stanley the Great, The Castaways Tahitian Bar, Miami Beach, Florida [UPDATED]”

  1. Tom Says:

    I was there in 1966? 1967?!
    Stanley only did his routine during the song “battle of New Orleans ”
    by Johnny Horton”

  2. Tom Says:

    I forgot you were asked to be a member of the”turtle club”
    I joined! It was my Honeymoon, I almost got divorced because I wanted to be there every night! He must dead by now, but what a great contribution he made in making people laugh!

  3. Bunk Strutts Says:

    Tom– Only rarely do I get a comment on an obscure picture by someone who knows the whole story. Thanks!

  4. Denny Simmons Says:

    I was stationed at the Coast Guard Air Station Miami 1967-68 and got to know Stanley the Great very well from the time I spent at the Tahitian Lounge. He was a wild and crazy guy.

  5. Bunk Strutts Says:

    Denny– Thanks for the update. The USNI’s “Proceedings” August 2016 issue focuses on the Coast Guard. Interesting articles.

  6. Bunk Strutts Says:

    Post has been updated with cool stories and links.

  7. Bunk Strutts Says:

    As an aside, the protagonist in Louis Sachar’s young adult mystery novel “Holes” was named Stanley Yelnats.

  8. Tom L Says:

    Remember Stanley well ,we were on our honey moon!
    If you were a member of Turtle Club and some one asked you if you are a member , answer was ” you bet your sweet ass I am”
    This was 1966! I’m sure he’s dead but what a contribution he made!
    In Miami he made Wiikie Horton famous! BTW the castaways was as top shelf
    As you could get in those days 5 pools, 6/7 bars restaurants! Wonderful!
    God Bless Stanley!

  9. Tom l Says:

    There on my honey moon
    He was great , and when ever I hear that song I can picture him!
    And yes you can bet your sweet ass I’m a Turtel !

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  12. j.k. Says:

    just found a castaways shaker from turtle club with Stanley riding a turtle sounds like a great place

  13. Bunk Strutts Says:

    j.k. — Awesome. Email a .jpeg or .png and I’ll post it.

  14. Mickey Cochrane Says:

    Was castaways pool boy 1964-1969 knew stanly there and years after He was a delight The sight of him brought a smile

  15. Bunk Strutts Says:

    Mickey– Sounds like a cool drive.

  16. Says:

    I remember Stanley and the Castaways very well. I have an original 1960’s “Stanley the Great” highball glass, just listed it on Ebay.

  17. Bunk Strutts Says:

    smfern– There’s a guy somewhere whose bucket list includes finding a 6th glass to complete the set.

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