Fireproof Your Christmas Tree

Get the flock out! Forget the danger of little Timmy eating lead “icicles,” this stuff allowed many immigrants to light their Christmas trees in the traditional way — with tallow candles — and without burning their houses down.

I assume that this flocking product was intended to be mixed with water and poured or painted over the boughs of den Weihnachtsbaum. Perfectly safe, as long as the faux snow wasn’t friable, and you kept little Timmy from gnawing the needles.

Ahhh. Those were the days, before they invented lead poisoning, asbestosis, DDT toxicity, alar scares, political correctness and AGW pseudo science.

[Found here, crossposted here.]

Author: Bunk Strutts

Boogah Boogah.

11 thoughts on “Fireproof Your Christmas Tree”

  1. C Mon– Sometimes the Saturday Matinee choices are spur of the moment, shoot from the hip impulsive picks. They’re all related, at least in my subconscious.

    thelit– Wow! Did he just dust the tree, or was it mixed with water?


  2. It’s a sad world that no longer stocks an item that is

    Cleanest – Whitest – Best

    Just because of a bit of an asbestos association…..

    P.S I can’t believe that you Yanks are worse spellers than me. I actually have to work hard at being this bad, it just seems to come naturally to you lot

    What have you guys got against U for starters

    Color and humor are not a word they are just a bunch of random letters


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