Don’t kiss her until you’re sure she doesn’t have a mouth full of bugs. “Do not kiss her until you know that she uses Listerated Pepsin Gum, the only antiseptic gum in the world, the only chewing gum that makes it safe to kiss.” [Found here. Related posts here and here.] Share this:FacebookTwitterTumblrPinterestRedditMoreFacebookEmailLinkedInPrintPocketWhatsAppSkypeTelegramLike this:Like Loading... Related Author: Bunk Strutts Boogah Boogah. View all posts by Bunk Strutts
So much for getting affirmative permission for each step. Then again, how many women are going to drop their eyes and blush these days in response to any kind of blandishment? LikeLike Reply
Wheels– I used to look for blandishing women, but blandishment was outlawed in the 70s. LikeLike Reply
Tacky Raccoons 
wow
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ksbeth — So what’s in your mouth these days? =)
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So much for getting affirmative permission for each step.
Then again, how many women are going to drop their eyes and blush these days in response to any kind of blandishment?
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Wheels– I used to look for blandishing women, but blandishment was outlawed in the 70s.
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Wish I’d known that … I’ve been pretty bland for a long time.
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wheels- Don’t bemuse yourself. The 70s were insufferable for us chivalrous innocents.
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