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Don’t kiss her until you’re sure she doesn’t have a mouth full of bugs.

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“Do not kiss her until you know that she uses Listerated Pepsin Gum, the only antiseptic gum in the world, the only chewing gum that makes it safe to kiss.”

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6 Responses to “Don’t kiss her until you’re sure she doesn’t have a mouth full of bugs.”

  1. ksbeth Says:

    wow

  2. Bunk Strutts Says:

    ksbeth — So what’s in your mouth these days? =)

  3. wheels Says:

    So much for getting affirmative permission for each step.

    Then again, how many women are going to drop their eyes and blush these days in response to any kind of blandishment?

  4. Bunk Strutts Says:

    Wheels– I used to look for blandishing women, but blandishment was outlawed in the 70s.

  5. wheels Says:

    Wish I’d known that … I’ve been pretty bland for a long time.

  6. Bunk Strutts Says:

    wheels- Don’t bemuse yourself. The 70s were insufferable for us chivalrous innocents.

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