Greater Adjutant (Leptoptilos dubius)
This enormous prehistoric-looking stork grows to five feet tall with an eight foot wingspan and eats small unsupervised children. It is considered an endangered species and is called an adjutant because it walks funny.
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Tacky Raccoons 
so maybe not the ideal babysitter?
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probably not, and because it’s a stork, the local birthrate is below average too
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