Nothing Much Happened Today.

[Found here.]

Picking Bridesmaids

Southpaws.
Simon Says.
Itchy & Scratchy.
Fart suppressors.
The Bride and the grooming.

[Image dates to at least 17 March 2011 according to Tineye.]

The Wedding Crashers

[Found here.]

Blackening the Bride

This is one way to blacken a bride. Atypical Events collected some odd wedding customs from around the world, and describes “blackening the bride” as:

“In the Scottish pre-wedding tradition of “Blackening the Bride,” The bride is taken by surprise and covered with foul substances, such as eggs, various sauces, feathers, and well you name it…

“The bride to be, officially blackened, is then paraded around town, and of course a few pubs, for all to see.”

I like the picture better without the description.