They don’t need no stinkin’ glasses to see Avatar in 3D. I’d advise against taking them though, as they’d likely spend the entire movie leaping through the theater trying to take out the blue tails swinging just inches over your head.
(Okay, I haven’t seen the movie, but there’s gotta be blue tails swinging just inches over your head, right? Otherwise, what’s the point?)
BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP
BIMP BIMP BIMP BIMP
WET WET WET WET
BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT
TAP. WTF? TAP. WTF? TAP. WTF? TAP. WTF?
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1. No cats were hurt during this post.
2. The animations are all contrived.
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5. Leave the toilet seat up after you’re done peeing on it.
6. Always flush with your feet.
Tacky Raccoons 
