Tag: teen

Roly-Poly Bug

[Found in here.]

Boy Wonder Bread

[Teen finds vape pen, rubs it.]
Genie:      *poof*
Brayden:  “Holy crap! A freakin Genie?!”
Genie:      “I shall grant you one wish.”
Brayden:  “I want a lot of money.”
Genie:      “Rephrase that into a wish.”
Brayden:  “I wish I had a lot of bread.”
Genie:      “Heh. Done.” *poof*

[Image found here.]

Shark Attack

That beast looks to be about 6 feet long. The one that attacked the kid in San Diego this weekend and took a chunk out of his torso was 5 to 6 feet longer, about the length of the cool Stingray in the photo.

Think about the damage an aggressive shark half its size could do.

Here’s my honest opinion. Let’s eat them before they eat us.

[Found here.]