Boy Wonder Bread

[Teen finds vape pen, rubs it.]
Genie:      *poof*
Brayden:  “Holy crap! A freakin Genie?!”
Genie:      “I shall grant you one wish.”
Brayden:  “I want a lot of money.”
Genie:      “Rephrase that into a wish.”
Brayden:  “I wish I had a lot of bread.”
Genie:      “Heh. Done.” *poof*

[Image found here.]

Be Careful What You Wish For.

Hillary's Mother

The National Lampoon would have done it, but they’re not around anymore so someone had to.