Basil Mills, Nebraska – (Strutts News Services)
While 10-year-old Donny Plunck played the time-tested game of “See-How-Far-You-Can-Throw-A-Rock,” trouble was brewing. Unaware that he’d been tracked down by a larger and more intelligent force, he suddenly found himself airborne, and was transported back to his home over a mile away, by his left wrist.
Donny recalled the ordeal vividly. “It was a frightening eerie silence, all the way home, except for the wind.”
He was levitated all the way to his bedroom door when he heard a booming voice from above: “I TOLD you to clean your room! Now DO IT before your FATHERSHIP comes home!”
Donny was not harmed in any way, and his room was spotless by 5:23PM.
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