Basil Mills, Nebraska – (Strutts News Services)
While 10-year-old Donny Plunck played the time-tested game of “See-How-Far-You-Can-Throw-A-Rock,” trouble was brewing. Unaware that he’d been tracked down by a larger and more intelligent force, he suddenly found himself airborne, and was transported back to his home over a mile away, by his left wrist.
Donny recalled the ordeal vividly. “It was a frightening eerie silence, all the way home, except for the wind.”
He was levitated all the way to his bedroom door when he heard a booming voice from above: “I TOLD you to clean your room! Now DO IT before your FATHERSHIP comes home!”
Donny was not harmed in any way, and his room was spotless by 5:23PM.
Photo via Neatorama. Sort of.
Wednesday, 29 August 2007 at 7:42 am
Oh Right !
So thats not a kid doin a handstand @ the 4 corners eh ?
Good one !
Wednesday, 29 August 2007 at 2:05 pm
Having UFOs for parents would be AWESOME!!!
Wednesday, 29 August 2007 at 10:01 pm
Lee– Do you see his hand touching the Mothership? No. A finger? Nope. Light poles that were Photoshopped into the Neatorama post that makes it look like he was doing a handstand? Of course not. End of argument.
Friday, 31 August 2007 at 7:24 am
Clever. Love it!
Friday, 31 August 2007 at 11:33 am
Oh Shirty !
Only havin a giraffe mate !
Friday, 31 August 2007 at 1:01 pm
Lee– So was I! Sorry you thought I was being shirty.