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U.S. Homeland Security Breach Thwarted

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Douglas, AZ (Strutts News Services) — For the first time in recent memory, the U.S. government released details of the Homeland Security Virtual Border Fence in action. The virtual barrier was put to the test Thursday.

Two illegal aliens people lacking U.S. citizenship, attempted a breach before sunrise, but were stopped by the invisible barrier. They were arrested after breakfast, and released before lunch. At 4:33PM, they made their third and boldest attempt to cross, raising fists, with swords made of fomecore and acrylic paint.

Sister Starfire and husband Tor eluded authorities for several seconds before the “Virtual Screen Door” slammed shut right in their faces. Both were taken into custody again, and were sent to bed without supper.

U.S. Border Patrol Agent Collie Davis described the capture. “They didn’t look hispanic, and they both spoke fluent English. They kinda stood out, so we arrested them.”

Tor’s only comment: “I lost the Blue Orb of Power on my orc crusher. Otherwise, we would have made it. Can we get deported back to Eccleshall?”

Film at 11. Or not.

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6 Responses to “U.S. Homeland Security Breach Thwarted”

  1. Tor of the Power Mowers « Tacky Raccoons Says:

    […] Nice PowerBrella, Tor, but what have you done with Sister Starfire? […]

  2. G Eagle Esq Says:

    Jawohl, Mein Rachoon

    but are you sure there wasn’t a 3rd & 4th illegal alien threat to US Security

    Who took the Photograph ?

    Who was carrying the Photographer’s kit

  3. Feng Says:

    He-Man, in the Conservatory, with the Sword of Power.

  4. Bunk Strutts Says:

    Herr Eagle– Recent estimates indicate that there may be over 10 million in country, and any one of them may have snapped the shot and/or carried the photographer’s young ferret.

    Feng– No. [Bunk shows Feng Conservatory card.]

  5. Feng Says:

    My Little Pony, in the Day Spa, with a Fudgesicle …

    I hate this game.

  6. Bunk Strutts Says:

    It’s more fun if you cheat.

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