If you buy this thinking that your cat is smart enough to turn on the TV, turn on the DVD player, open this box, put the DVD into the player, find the remote, grab a beer, hit “PLAY” and actually pay attention to this ridiculous exploitation of people who think cats are humans trapped in the bodies of furry lizards, you should pay triple the price as a penalty. Wait. That’s wrong… hand over the contents of your wallet and sign over your bank account to the first person you meet named Bunk.
A much cheaper version is available, and it’s free. It’s called “Throw the Cat Outside Like You’re Supposed To.”
[Image from Chiquiworld.]
Tacky Raccoons 
They could do all of the actions that you listed. You remember when I commented on a post with one word: Robocat?
Cats could quite possibly turn into human robots while you are away.
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