She’s upset because you won’t hug him, you selfish bastard.

by Bunk Strutts

C’mon now. Her beetle needs loving, and you just don’t care, do you?

G’wan, hug it. Its name is “Sirpaul.”

[Found in here.]

planetross Says:
Tuesday, 22 June 2010 at 7:31 AM | Reply
That beetle is bigger than a Volkswagen … beetle … or something like that.
… or else that child is small or something.
Leeuna Says:
Tuesday, 22 June 2010 at 8:15 AM | Reply
Okay, okay! I hugged the stupid beetle. Now what? I think it might be John Lennon reincarnated. Imagine that. 🙂
Bunk Strutts Says:
Tuesday, 22 June 2010 at 6:53 PM | Reply
plane– Could be she works for mom’s fast food takeout. They’re considered a delicacy. I might have to try a june bug one of these days, but I’ll wait until we get a bigger crop. The ones that showed up this year are smaller than peanuts, so I catch ’em and throw ’em back.

Leeuna– “Stupid beetle?” Now you’ve hurt its feelings and you’re gonna have to kiss it. Instant Karma.
Cooper Green Says:
Tuesday, 22 June 2010 at 11:02 PM | Reply
The photographer said, “What’s for dinner tonight?”
Bunk Strutts Says:
Wednesday, 23 June 2010 at 8:35 PM | Reply
Coop– Thailand and other SE Asian countries have no qualms about eating beetles and other insects, unlike us westerners. On the other hand, a lot of those countries gag at the idea of eating beef. Protein is protein.
The Necromancer Says:
Saturday, 26 June 2010 at 6:04 PM | Reply
That beetle’s the size of a Buick! Oy vey!
Bunk Strutts Says:
Sunday, 27 June 2010 at 11:03 PM | Reply
Necro– That Buick is dessert! Serious noms.