Babe Magnet: “Dude, like it’s green and stuff.”



Been a while since we’ve posted a Genuine Babe Magnet. This isn’t one of them.  Or maybe it is, despite being a non-driveable found POS with flat tires and a nitrogen/nematode power plant to propel it at a top speed of nothing with botanical detritus for the interior finish.

The exterior finish screams San Francisco, due to the 1960’s retro paint job.  Naive college age girls with their effeminate art student boyfriends decorated this, and transformed a recyclable wreck into a recyclable wreck without salvageable parts.  In other words, it’s an urban heap made worse.

This is NOT a babe magnet. It’s nothing more than an elevated canine/feline restroom with a groovy paint job, nominated to be protected as sacred street art by the SanFran Cilly Clowncil.  Haul it away.

[Image Source here. Yep, the Russians found this before we did.  Go figger.]

[Update 26 November 2008: According to loyal reader Julie, an expert on matters such as these,  it’s a Toronto absurdity, not San Francisco as assumed reported. Read her comments in the section for comments section for her comments.]

Tags: , , , ,

2 Responses to “Babe Magnet: “Dude, like it’s green and stuff.””

  1. Julie Says:

    Nice! That car is parked in Kensington Market in Toronto, Ontario. It’s amazing to find out you got it from a russian site 🙂


  2. Bunk Strutts Says:


    Good eye. Strutts New Services takes all reasonable measures to ensure accurate reporting (after spell checks) but occasionally we slip. We didn’t blow it in this case, as the vehicle clearly has the markings of a San Francisco tribe. It is intuitively obvious to the casual observer that this design was coopted by native Kensingtonmarketanis of Toronto.

    The Russians are watching everything these days, unlike the U.S. media.

    Thanks for the heads up.

    Your Pal, Bunk


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

%d bloggers like this: