Russki Babeski Magnetski



Nothing screams “BABE MAGNET” like a genuine Russian NyetMobile painted in puke greeen, with pink and yellow highlights.

Nevermind the exhaust pipes/mufflers/after-burners that keep the rear quarter panel aluminum trim from overheating, and ignore the rear mudflops  an inch above the pavement. (Yes, I called them mudflops.)

What makes this a genuine Babe Magnet is not the tumor growing from the rear boot, nor the tumor monitor mounted just inches away.

It’s not the surfboard rack either, although Comrade Pav’s ride certainly gains some serious Babe Magnetage points there.  Look closer for the REAL love bait… closer… closer…


Woop! It’s either a lion with it’s paws spewing stinky vapors, or it’s THIS GUY.  You be the judge.

After analyzing the image in detail, we conclude that this vehicle reeks with Pure Efficient Genius,  and thus meets the criteria to be declared a genuine IABM (Instant Awesome Babe Magnet).

[Image from the always excellent HERE.  Don’t miss The World’s Most Amazing Collection of Babe Magnets HERE.]

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5 Responses to “Russki Babeski Magnetski”

  1. Uncle Keith Says:

    Look at those rims. Can you get those to spin?


  2. Bunk Strutts Says:

    Yes. I can do anything. You have two more wishes left.


  3. Jen Says:

    sweeeeeet ride!


  4. planetross Says:

    It’s protected against pototoes in the exhaust pipes because … really … who carries around 3 pototoes????


  5. Bunk Strutts Says:

    plane, you have just won the non-sequitur of the month award.


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