Heh.
Posts Tagged ‘Obama’
Two Different Presidential Cabinets.
Wednesday, 25 January 2017Dear Leader’s Nostrils
Wednesday, 15 June 2016
The .Gif Friday Post No. 424 – Hillary, Bernie, Donald & Ted and Obama
Friday, 12 February 2016
Don’t read too much into this as I’m just messing around with JASC for the helluvit. Meanwhile a little birdy from Los Angeles sent me the following:
So it’s 2:15. The Obama street closures are about to begin, and the airport traffic is expected to be a mess. Should I take the 10 East to the 710 south?
HELL NO. The manic motorhead doesn’t do tens. He does elevens. I’m gonna drive it right down the fetid bloody gaping maw of the 405 South like a boss.
Ignoring the voice of the Waze app bitch, I jam down Centinela past National, past the 90, past Jefferson. I break into the 405 from Howard Hughes Parkway and head for LAX, to face almost certain death.
“Seems the flow is more sluggish than usual,” I think, “but it’s moving.” Then suddenly I see brake lights that stretch from here to San Ysidro. That’s when I make my move. Time for Exit 46.
TO IMPERIAL HIGHWAY – AND BEYOND! *wooooosh*
Everything is going as planned. A mile down the road I jump the unsuspecting 105 East, run the Crenshaw exit lane to the end and merge like a pro. The Gods are surely smiling as I peel off to the Harbor Freeway South, but the patterns aren’t right… something is amiss. Better exit 190th Street for good luck.
Sure enough, the 110 is at a standstill at the 405 interchange. My catlike instincts pay off again as I kick it down Figueroa to the next on ramp and hit it down the Weigh Station Only lane (merge) down the Avalon Boulevard exit only lane (merge) and then suffer a half-mile of stupid until I can veer into the Wilmington on ramp lane. From there it’s a cool breeze. Snaking on and off the 405 exits and entries, I bypass miles of suffering fools moving at 15 mph all the way to Long Beach. To them, I’m an unidentifiable blur of 99/100% pure awesome.
My journey takes less than 90 minutes. Not bad, considering the brutal and bloody odds stacked against me. Now it’s Miller Time, and I tip one to the poor bastards who don’t know the method of the madness. I pity them. I really do.
The .Gif Post No. 384 – Current Events
Friday, 3 April 2015
Smell The Gar. Go on. Smell it.
Wednesday, 29 January 2014
State Of The Union Address 2014
[Image found in here.]
Put It On!
Thursday, 25 July 2013
Another Photo Op
Thursday, 25 April 2013
[Found here.]
Just Couldn’t Resist.
Thursday, 23 August 2012
I know, it’s way too easy. Even Drudge opined that the photo was an opportunistic cheap shot. So what. It’s not at the same level as Chimpy McBushitler.
The .Gif Friday Post No.223 – Catlight, Obama Skates, Eyeball Springs
Friday, 6 April 2012
The Hotlinks Next Door
Sunday, 18 September 2011
Too stupid not to share.
Slow to load; worth it for the lulz.
Penn Gillette speaks about charity, government and God.
Bizarre: Spammer arrested in Montreal.
Do Not Click This Link, especially if your speakers are turned on.
How to draw The Simpsons by a Simpsons Artist.
In Ten Words is a nice theme blog. Ten words max per post.
What kind of man follows Tacky Raccoons? Dan dances with dogs, but also shreds the blues.
Attack Waaaaatch! Can you imagine the msm outcry if any GOP candidate put up a website like that? The whole Big Brother concept of “Attack Watch” is so ill-conceived and smarmy, I’m stunned that Obama’s reelection campaign staff would even consider such a bone headed stunt. Regardless of your own political affiliation, you’ve got to admit that the video is funny.
Our cat just hacked up a fur ball, and dissed the President:
“Brak. Braaak. Barrrraaack!” I’m gonna snitch.
