Donald Tyler’s Contribution to the World

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squirrel-skinner 2 Patent 7488244

U.S. Patent No. 7,488,244, filed in April, 2007, by Donald Tyler of Cadiz, KY. Abstract:

“An apparatus for skinning a squirrel that is easily manufactured, portable, quick and in which the apparatus can be mounted to a variety of surfaces. The apparatus comprises a base plate connected to toggle clamp in which the toggle clamp is engaged to press two metal tubes tightly together. The base plate is bent at an angle and secured to a stationary object. The tail of the squirrel is placed in the apparatus in between the two metal tubes and the toggle clamp is engaged to secure the tail. The skin is pulled from the uncut skin of the tail thereby removing the skin from the body in two pieces of skin.”

In other words, it’s a toggle clamp. Very cool.

On the other hand, `Mr. Squirrel® looks like a lot more fun.  It comes with TWO attached key rings and a handy braided thong so that The Squirrel Hunter in your family can wear it around his/her neck when not in use. What a deal!

Squirrel Skinner_Eat Liver 090727

[`Mr. Squirrel® found here. Patent image found here. Patent Abstract here.]

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3 Responses to “Donald Tyler’s Contribution to the World”

  1. nursemyra Says:

    I’m feeling slightly queasy…..

  2. Bunk Strutts Says:

    nursem– YOU feel queasy?! You’re prolly just hungry. Wait’ll the stew’s done.

  3. nursemyra Says:

    you’re right. I feel better now…..

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