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Some Be Hatin’ on my Babe Magnet.

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Wow. Somebody put a lot of thought and effort into magnetizing this 2006 Chevy Impotent while at the same time cleverly advertising his lack of graphic talent. So let’s break it down.

The windshield motto indicates that the owner of this beauty, Tyrone, has a prison record and we taxpayers certainly paid for his incarceration “All Day.”

It’s also intuitively obvious to the casual observer that he reads Playboy for the advertisements. The symbolism behind four pairs of red dice and the dollar signs suggests that Tyrone fancies himself a gambler, and he patronizes crimson casinos exclusively.

The front bumper indicates that at least two or more people hate him, and they’re all ex-girlfriends that he borrowed money from to recoup his lost wagers/wages.  I’ll bet it had something to do with his jail time.

The dashboard is carefully upholstered with a tailored moving blanket, and we can safely assume that the rest of the interior is similarly furnished. Pure efficient genius.

Then there’s the “Jesus” plate that makes it all seem better. Whatta ride.

[Found here. More babe magnetage here.]

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4 Responses to “Some Be Hatin’ on my Babe Magnet.”

  1. cbullitt Says:

    I bow to your superior blog-fu. A link to a description of moving blankets–total awsomeness.

  2. Bunk Strutts Says:

    cbullitt– We don’t mess around-fu2. I’d like to know what happens when the moving blanket company suddenly gets an unusual number of hits on its website.

    BTW, I think I found a solution for the non-animating .gifs. Gonna post it tomorrow after I test it. I’ll send you a link.

  3. Tony Says:

    I thought the car belonged to some greedy jerk but then you mentioned the Jesus plate which I had failed to notice. I guess it must belong to a TV Evangelist….

    Oh I was right after all, it does belong to some greedy jerk

  4. Bunk Strutts Says:

    “Of course none of us are greedy, it’s only the other fella who’s greedy.” –Milton Friedman

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