There once was a girl
With a little yellow curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
And when she was good,
She was very, very good;
But when she was bad, she had snails all over her face.
[Original image found here. Doctored image courtesy of Eliana.]
Tacky Raccoons 
I’ve had egg on my face, but never snails.
note: they probably move at a “snail’s face” … or something like that.
double note: she probably has some “snail remover” in her handbag. hee hee!
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plane– Snails are great for natural exfoliation. Quit dissing them or I’ll put the word out that you’re a molluscaphobe.
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