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Babe Magnet 28

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Dang. Where do we start? This is such a POS non-babemagnet that it’s hardly worth the time to extrapolate the inner workings of Dork28, covered in puffy paint and adorned with  flame decals created with cat fur dipped in tempera. There is so much unappreciated and unnecessary effort put into that embarrassmobile that my jaw not only drops, it runs away screaming.

The only redeeming quality this vehicle d’ vapid has is the crystalline cubes of broken tempered glass that covers the floor mats, and that’s not exactly a plus because of the stains and the….

Okay. I’ve got to back off on this one.  Dude, decorating your ride with Play-Doh and painting the bumper with “Poor Man Mark” just doesn’t cut it in The World of Babe Magentage. You might have been able to pull this off with a bottle of JD in your fist or maybe…

Hell. Who am I kidding. Sorry, dude. Can’t justify it. You’re on your own with this one. Your ride sucks serious donkeys.

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4 Responses to “Babe Magnet 28”

  1. Stefan Says:

    Sorry to say, but I find the car pretty cool. Although I see it more of a fun thing to speed (hopefully) around the country side or ever some hills (heck even in the forest if you don’t mind avoiding more trees than necessary) and less (going on 0 with this one) of a babe magnet.
    And probably it would impress the chicks (if you can call them that) in his area 😛

  2. Bunk Strutts Says:

    Stefan– Taste is subjective. =)

  3. Jen Says:

    I do believe that is a demolition derby car. It’s supposed to be ugly.

  4. Bunk Strutts Says:

    Jen– Bet you’re right, especially with all the glass knocked out.

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