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Open Mic Opossum

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“True story. Okay, so I’m like sitting on State Route 4 enjoying some midnight road pizza, minding my own business, and this car comes outta nowhere and BAM!

“I’m like, ‘Dude, didn’t you see me eating that dead crow? Are you blind?’ They always say the same damn thing as they help you up:

“‘Sorry, I didn’t see you. You were invisible.’ Meanwhile, blood’s spewing out my ears like a Bronx fire hydrant on a hot summer day. So I bit him.

“I’m like, ‘Sorry, your hand was invisible. Ever had rabies?’

“So, yeah. I bought him 21 shots that night and he never even thanked me.”

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2 Responses to “Open Mic Opossum”

  1. Jim Campbell Says:

    Might be of interest…possums generally cannot carry rabies. Something to do with their DNA makeup that makes them less succeptible.

  2. Bunk Strutts Says:

    Jim C–
    I didn’t know that, thanks for the correction. Also, the rabies vaccine has improved and it no longer requires 21 painful injections to the gut.

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