Remember to keep hydrated. With a heavy glass schedule, multi-tasking saves time.
If choking on food, this is NOT the way to perform the “Heimlich Maneuver.” It might get you free beers, though.
Share a house/apartment/dorm room with people you can’t stand to save on beer money.
Stay tuned — More tips coming up. Or not.
Oil prices are up. Propane prices are up. Methane prices are going up, too, so save it for a rainy day. Don’t keep ’em bottled up inside, collect ’em all and cash ’em in! Register a brand name like I did (Jumpin’ Jack Flashizza™) and wait for the FartMart to open a retail outlet near you. Then you can barter your best SBD BarnBurners in bulk and get paid for your flatulence daily, weekly, or monthly as required.
Just another Money Saving Tip for loyal readers of Tacky Raccoons.
[Image from here. Nice find, Planetross.]
Humor-Blogs.com (and if I don’t start getting some hits from Diesel’s website I’m gonna drop the widgets.)
[UPDATE- I think I got the link to Humor-Blogs fixed. Try it out and get Tacky Raccoons back into the top 10% – Bunk]
[UPDATE 2 – The link still doesn’t recobanize the post source. (The guttural non-fricative “grrrrg” comes to mind.)]
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