Applesauce

Too bad I didn’t post this earlier, coulda saved everyone a bunch of trouble. Besides applesauce, this practical contrivance also works for mashed potatoes and tomato puree. Pure efficient genius.
[Found here.]

When Apples Go Bad

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All it took to send them into rebellion was one innocuous comment.

“Hey Bob! Bob Oso! Y’all truckin’ Granny Smith again?” The Jonagolds had had enough.

[Related post here.]