Dare

[Found here.]

Flight Risk

“‘Scuse me. Can we get a ticket refund? We’ve decided to drive to Europe  instead.”

[Image from here.]

[Updated 3 May 2013: Story here, Video here.]

Cool Crafts: AK47 Paper Model Kit

“Each AK-47 Paper Model Kit comes with all the materials and instructions to construct this amazingly life-like paper model of an AK-47.

PLEASE NOTE: This is a very detailed project, requiring some attention to detail and time.”

Paint it flat black and it’ll get you arrested in the daytime.  At night, unarmed intruders will soil their chonies when they see the business end pointed in their direction.  As for armed intruders, it’s kind of a death sentence… for you.  It’s still cool, though, cuz u kn poze n stuf wit ur blng.

[Found here.]

Dangerous Shade

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“Naw. You guys go ahead, I’m gonna nap in the concrete pipe instead. Wake me up before you backfill.”

[Found somewhere in here. Related post here.]