Posts Tagged ‘Paris Hilton’

Hydraulic Dorkmobile Babe Magnet

Monday, 28 February 2011

[via with a h/t to Mr. Paul Revere.]

I really don’t know where to go with this… way too many things wrong. Now I’m all for custom automotive modifications, but this one shows no respect.

It looks like one of those monstrosities we used to cobble together with parts from unrelated Revelle model kits when we were bored kids stuck in the basement on a snow day, with Testor’s vapors dancing way too close to the furnace.

The only way I’d get into that clownmobile is if I were driving and had complete control over the hydraulics to make it leap and dive through a sea of bumper to bumper traffic while Charlie Estevez-Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and that ex-sports commentator… um… whatsisname Olberman, puked all over themselves in the back seats.

There’s just something righteous about that “What If” fantasy, but I can’t quite put my finger on it. Yet, the question hovers: “Bunk, is that limosine a True Babe Magnet?”

Answer: Nah.

The .Gif Friday Post No.105 – Banana Man, Ice-Licking, Paris Pants

Friday, 13 November 2009

Bananaman_Gif Bin

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[Found here, here and here.]

TGIF: The .gif Friday Post – Ya gotta see this one

Friday, 8 August 2008

While you’re all waiting for that .gif file to load, at precisely eight minutes and eight seconds past eight o’clock this morning, today’s digital date and time wiil be was 08/08/08 08:08:08.

And since she’s back in the news again for actually memorizing 30 seconds worth of lines, here’s The Many FACE of Paris Hilton:

[Tip o’ the tarboosh to Phreak 2.0 for the Tour de Paris.]

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