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Posts Tagged ‘face’

What a drip.

Thursday, 18 May 2017

As far as I can tell, that’s the work of Celia Basto. She’s got some interesting stuff on her blog.

[Found here.]

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The Cheek Bra & Other Amazing Japanese Beauty Products

Sunday, 1 March 2015
I hope to never see a Cheek Bra again.

I hope to never see a Cheek Bra again.

I like the forehead button that turns her on and off but the missus won’t let me order it for some reason.

[Link to here found here. Click on any image to see it in its full-sized glory. We kept the original titles on the images just in case you want to order them in bulk. Related post here.]

Kiss Me.

Wednesday, 17 September 2014

Kiss Me

I’m a princess. Really. Trust me.

[Found here.]

Horse Face Plant

Thursday, 30 May 2013

Horse Face

[Found here, and if you didn’t notice, we’ve added an equine archive for all you horsiephiles out there. Let me know if I missed any.]

Natural Sunscreen

Wednesday, 6 March 2013

Snail Burn

Kinda creeps me out, not so much for the snails, but for everything else – the solar cooker, the scary dude lurking behind the canvas recliner, the ominous black car that the thug drove up in…

Apparently that’s Fin Keheler from Sandy UT, attempting to break the Guinness Book of World Records for keeping the most live snails on his face for ten seconds.  He succeeded with 43 in 2009, breaking the previous record of 36.

[Found here.]

Nuge Of The World

Monday, 23 April 2012

Ted Nugent, a Michigan-born conservative who has endorsed Obama’s presumed Republican challenger in the November elections, Mitt Romney, drew Secret Service attention with his blunt remarks about Obama and administration officials at the NRA event.

“We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November,” Nugent said at the convention.

U.S. Representative Debbie Wasserman Schultz, chairwoman of the Democratic National Convention, responded earlier this week, saying “threatening violence – or whatever it is that Nugent’s threatening – is clearly beyond the pale.” [via]

In response to Wasserman-Schultz, Nugent was typically blunt and to the point.

“Now what you gotta do, I’ll tell you what you gotta do You got to pretend your face is a Maserati It’s a Maserati It’s a Maserati It’s a gettin’ hotty It’s a Maserati, Maserati, Maserati It’s a fast one too man, that thing’s turbocharged You feel like a little fuel injection honey? I’ll tell ya about it, I’ll tell you about it I gotta get that hood scoop off, shine and shine and buff I’ll check out the hood scoop I gotta buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, Yeah, shiny now baby, heh heh heh You’ve been drivin’ all night long It’s time to put the old Maserati away.”

[Update: Photo in the screen cap was misidentified.
It is not Ted Nugent, it is Sammy Hagar. – Bunk.]

[Update II: Although the above is mostly snark, this is not. h/t RoL.]

RaggMopp

Thursday, 17 November 2011

[Found here.]

Food Face

Wednesday, 8 September 2010

[Found here.]

Cephalopod Gas Passing

Monday, 21 June 2010

There’s a happy patient. One squeeze and she’s happy; two squeezes  and she’s dancing on the table; three squeezes and she’s prepared to serve in congress.

[Found here. Nice one, McGoo.]

Pre-ChatRoulette FAIL

Thursday, 4 March 2010

All I can say is, “That’s an awesome shadow, Catwoman. Is your name ‘Walter’ ?”

[Unedited image found here.]


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