There’s a happy patient. One squeeze and she’s happy; two squeezes and she’s dancing on the table; three squeezes and she’s prepared to serve in congress.
[Found here. Nice one, McGoo.]
There’s a happy patient. One squeeze and she’s happy; two squeezes and she’s dancing on the table; three squeezes and she’s prepared to serve in congress.
[Found here. Nice one, McGoo.]
All I can say is, “That’s an awesome shadow, Catwoman. Is your name ‘Walter’ ?”
[Unedited image found here.]

“Oooh, my face looks like a hamster in the side of THIS pan! Thank you, Prozac!”
[Image from the amazing Plan59.]

While you’re all waiting for that .gif file to load, at precisely eight minutes and eight seconds past eight o’clock this morning, today’s digital date and time wiil be was 08/08/08 08:08:08.
And since she’s back in the news again for actually memorizing 30 seconds worth of lines, here’s The Many FACE of Paris Hilton:

[Tip o’ the tarboosh to Phreak 2.0 for the Tour de Paris.]