āGuys! Check it out! Babs just showed up with a Tootsie Roll and sheās chewing it! Dump your skanky dates, youāre missing the best part! Man oh man, look at her go!ā
True Fact: Tootsie Roll, see, is the life of every partyā¦ for wherever Young America gathersā¦ Its popularity is acclaimed by all.
Acclaimed by all 13 dweebs in the advert, that is. The next best thing, besides watching Babs seductively remove her fillings with a brown phallus-shaped wad of sugar, corn syrup, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, condensed milk, cocoa, whey, soy lecithin, orange extract, and artificial and condensed flavors, is an ether binge.
[Found here. Crossposted here.]
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