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Babe (I mean Bitch) Magnet

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[Okay, we’re talking about Definition No. 1 in Webster ‘s Unabridged here. This post is about DOGS AND THEIR CARS.]

Opal, you hot little bitch! We’re off to the frisbee catchin’ competition, so quit yer yappin’ before I nip you in the hindquarters!”

Looks like Bowzer’s already caught one with his canine carriage of love. Gotta load of Cheese-N-Liver flavored MilkBones in the glove compartment, and a case of rawhide chews in the trunk, with Don Charles’ Singing Dogs, Howlin’ Wolf’s Greatest hits, and the full-length version of George Clinton’s “Atomic Dog” for later in the CD Player queue lineup.

Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yay.

[Image from here.]

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4 Responses to “Babe (I mean Bitch) Magnet”

  1. VE Says:

    That is one bitchin’ car. Where are the fuzzy dice though?

  2. Bunk Strutts Says:

    VE– The remnants of the fuzzy dice should show up in the yard within a day or so. You’ll be the first to know.

  3. miss sixty Says:

    #1 google image search for “opal, you hot little bitch!” bizarrely awesome.

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