Happy Times – The Modern Woman


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Depending on the task, the modern woman should change her frock between duties such as to keep herself presentable for when her husband returns home. The modern woman should also have a variety of aprons to wear to compliment her daily wardrobe in case the husband arrives home early.

The modern woman is also advised to wash her wardrobe and aprons by hand on a daily basis such that her husband don’t be comin’ home from the plant and be findin’ y’all stinky and stuff.

[Found at Nurse Myra’s Place.]

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5 Responses to “Happy Times – The Modern Woman”

  1. humorousreview Says:

    Simply replace “modern” with “aspiring old-fashioned housewife”.

  2. Tony Says:

    Glad you made this information available for all our modern women to read.

  3. planetross Says:

    I think I used some of this text as a best man speech once.

  4. nursemyra Says:

    Wish I’d been at that wedding planetross

  5. Bunk Strutts Says:

    humo– Naw.

    Tony– So how many modern women do you have?

    plane– Yep, and Mrs. Strutts is still pissed at you.

    nursem– Bet you woulda clocked him, huh.

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