The Gates of Heck

Whoa. There’s some serious WTF**kage here. Here’s a blowed-up and enhanced version:

There’s so much voodoo here I don’t know where to begin. Besides the Demon Cow ressurected by lightning and the Skull and Crossbones Medusa, there’s Michael Frank, a hoodoo man and a ninja turtle. At lower right is the scariest by far: Alfalfa as Dame Edna with a Darth Vader/Troll mask.

Nope. I’m not even gonna touch the doorbell… just back away slowly and hope the demons don’t follow.

[Original image found here, crossposted here.]

Author: Bunk Strutts

Boogah Boogah.

6 thoughts on “The Gates of Heck”

  1. Imagine, if you will, a pile of cancerous tumor cells weighing more than 50 million metric tons – as much as a hundred Empire State Bldgs.

    Can’t imagine that? Here’s an illustration

    Since they don’t respond to natural checks and balances, cancer cells are immortal. The first immortal human cells, are from a woman who died in 1951. Her name was Henrietta Lacks, but scientists know her as HeLa. HeLa cells were vital for developing the polio vaccine; uncovered secrets of cancer, viruses, and the atom bombs effects; helped lead to important advances like in vitro fertilization, cloning, and gene mapping; and have been bought and sold by the billions. If you could pile all HeLa cells ever grown onto a scale, they’d weigh more than 50 million metric tons…. But in a body, the tumors can’t keep growing without bounds. To paraphrase Margaret Thatcher: “The problem with cancer is that eventually the malignant cells run out of the other cells resources”. Source.


  2. My girlfriend doesn’t understand why I take pictures of things like these doors. How can I not? It’s a strange and wonderful world we live in, and this is definitely strange.

    As I recall, we came across this doorway on a side street in Greenwich Village, NYC,in a neighborhood that was starting to become worrisome. We made our way back to the more populated streets about a block after I took this photo.


  3. Posky– See wheels’ comment.

    fritzcatz– Hmmm. That was bizarre. Looks like they stole ziggy’s picture and tweaked it.

    Dan– ????

    Tattoo– See my response to Posky.

    wheels– The original image has hints of danger. Besides the graffiti, looks like there’s a roll-up security grille/door also. What was beyond the gate? Looks like a mural on steel doors.


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