The Woo Woo Train, The Valentines (1956) Rama Records First calling themselves The Mistletoes, then The Dreamers, they settled on The Valentines. The Jimmy Wright Orchestra played on the Rama sessions.
I’m not a cat. [h/t Darkwords]
Snowplow train porn [h/t Corinne L.]
Squirrel Hunter’s March (sheet music).
Get a Hammacher Schlemmer Fart Container for only $100.
Bayeux Tapestry: 70 meter-long embroidered canvas tells the story of the conquest of England in 1066. Lots of dismemberment and horse genitalia.
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