That’s right. What Would Jesus Drive?
According to one source, on 25 September 1990, Kelly Murray drove his ball 684.8 yards on the 30-foot wide airstrip at Fairmont Hot Springs, British Columbia, setting a new world record.
Of course, Jesus could drive as far as He wanted, but would hold back a bit so as not to completely eradicate the game. He plays fair, and it’s not in His temperament to call His Father on the celestial cellphone and say, “Hey Pop! I got a 7:45AM tee-off time. You mind warping space and time for a microsecond?”
On the other hand, He might just skitter one longways across a water hazard, up the bank, around a sand trap and into the hole instead, only to show that it can be done (and to inspire others to keep perfecting their game instead of yelling “F**K!” after each shot).
So what would He drive? I’m guessing 150-175 yards with no wind… but He’d clean up with His putts.
[Image from here.]
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