Posts Tagged ‘photoshop’

Stuff I do when I’m bored 4

Monday, 3 May 2021

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[Updated – forgot the dog toys.]

Stuff I do when I’m bored 3

Monday, 29 March 2021

 

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Stuff I do when I’m bored 2

Wednesday, 3 March 2021

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Hey, Mr. Spaceman.

Tuesday, 26 January 2021

Rotated, stretched, cropped, inverted & adjusted colors, all because I saw a face. Undoctored image found here.

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Stuff I do when I’m bored.

Monday, 18 January 2021

Most of these were done as experiments in photoshoppery and to post elsewhere as nonverbal snarky commentary. If you like ’em, steal ’em. If you don’t, meh. Click on any image to enlarge.

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Photoshop Fails

Monday, 11 May 2020

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Photographer Fattens FLOTUS for Fourth – Reuters hasn’t changed.

Tuesday, 9 July 2019

That photo by Carlos Barrias [Reuters] of President and First Lady Trump looked a bit odd to me, because within seconds of that photo, Melania Trump dropped 30 pounds.

Reuters has a history of photojournalistic  malfeasance.


Carlos Barrias’ Reuters bio includes this gem:

“I was very moved after covering the earthquake in Haiti. I was one of the first journalists from Reuters to arrive, and I was there for about 45 days. It was long and tough. You can see human beings at their most basic instinct for survival.

It was a very weird feeling in Haiti because I know I was there doing my job, and I would like to feel that our job means something for people, but at the same time I felt powerless. What do you say when a kid comes to you and asks you for water and food, and you have nothing but a camera? I couldn’t answer that question, and I felt frustrated that I couldn’t do anything.”

[Confidential to @ReutersBarria: I don’t know you, never met you, but you’re full of sanctimonious crap. You were in Haiti for 45 days without food or water? Sure you were. Please click on this. The first 50 seconds are just for you.]

Another Great Christmas Idea – Elmolester

Wednesday, 13 December 2017

[Found here.]

Headless Templates

Thursday, 30 March 2017

Yep, that’s a 1930s precursor to photoshop. More info here.

Don’t Tell Anyone, But There’s An Elm Street In Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood

Thursday, 27 February 2014

mr-rogers-secret

[Found here.]


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