Nothing Much Happened Today.

A man towed his wife to Sonic with a lawn mower to get a vanilla ice cream.
“So this is in Giddings TX. I grew up there and he is always doing the nicest things for her since they’re not able to legally operate a motor vehicle as they’re both mentally handicapped. Everyone in the town always does what they can to help them out, but he is very set in doing what he can for himself and her.”

[Photo and description found here.]

Slo-Mower

slow-lawn-mower

Chomp chomp *urp* chomp chomp *urp.*

[Found in here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.246 – Portal, Power Mower & Bark Your Car

[Found here, here and here.]

That’s All’s I Can Stands And I Can’t Stands No Mower

Elvis the crocodile attacks a lawnmower at the Australian Reptile Park in Gosford, north of Sydney, in this still image taken from video December 28, 2011. Two workers at a reptile park near Sydney ran for their lives on Wednesday when a 500 kg crocodile named Elvis suddenly lunged at them, making off with their lawnmower.

That’s 1,100 lbs. of lurking, lunging lizard, lunching. According to Wiki, the top speed for an Australian freshwater croc is about 11mph, easily outrun, unless you happen to mowing grass next to its territory, so don’t do it.

[Found here.]