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Posts Tagged ‘Monroe’

CementLand, USA

Sunday, 10 April 2011

Gotta look sharp when you’re on vacation at CementLand, USA.  On the other hand, you can get away with velour jumpsuits at CementLand, UK.

[Found here.]

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Bizarre Marketing Concept That Doesn’t Work

Tuesday, 14 October 2008

The great minds of the marketing department at Volkswagon have come up with this dealie.  The idea is that you plug in your picture, and that of your spouse, and it shows you what your offspring will look like, all animated in the back seat of a VW something.  Very odd, but here’s the link:

http://www.vw.com/vwhype/babymaker/en/us/

We at Tacky Raccoons took a test drive on this bizarre concept, just to see how it would run.  Here are the results:

Experiment No. 1: Sarah Palin & John McCain

PLUS EQUALS

Experiment No. 2: Joe Biden & Barrack Obama

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Experiment No. 3: Marilyn Monroe & Bunk Strutts

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Results:  A pairing between a dead sex symbol and a live possum appears to result in better looking progeny than those of the other candidates, and if I say any more, I’m just gonna get in trouble with the lovely Mrs. Strutts who’s holding a hot skillet and asking me what the hell I’m doing.  Gotta go. Talk amongst yourselves…


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