From the Department of Lesser Superheroes

Two damsels in obvious distress. They cry for help, pleading for mercy, “We’ve squatted and we can’t get up! Help us, SOMEONE!”

The call is answered by the only Superhero who can save them from certain death:

IT’S ENEMAN TO THE RESCUE!

When Eneman is on the scene, evil doers get what they deserve in the end. He’ll never leave his buddies behind, and he always gets to the bottom of the problem. I think any additional comment of mine may be too obviously in poor taste for such a class website such as TR, butt let your thoughts flow freely in the comments down below.

I really apologize for this post. Sorta. You still rock, though.

[Unknown source for first photo. Eneman photo (with beanie baby Enemans) from here.]