Johann Tetris – 1928-2009



Cartersville, GA  (Strutts News Services) – Even in an economic downturn, many businesses flourish. Tetris Constructions is one of them. Regardless, Johann “Joe” Tetris died yesterday afternoon of natural causes, succumbing to HSB.  HSB is known to laymen as “He Stopped Breathing.”

Johann Tetris 1993 TED Convention (Strutts News Services Archive Photo)

Johann Tetris at 1993 TED Conference (Strutts News Services Archive Photo)

TC founder Tetris was born into poverty but not by choice.  He’d intended to be born into wealth, but those dreams were squelched by economic forces beyond his control.  Ever since birth, Tetris fought to rise above the dirt-floor/waxed-paper windows of his childhood to create one of the most lasting icons of the “Information Age.”  That icon would be Tetris Constructions.

Tetris’ work is recobanized throughout the civilized world as cutting edge modular construction:  fast paced, low cost, rarely finished, but in Tetris’ own inimitable iconic style.

Some call it brutal. Others are both alarmed and enthralled at the possibilities and potentials of the breakneck speed of real-time design, combined with the willy-nilly construction system that Tetris Constructions promotes.

The TC motto sums it up: “We Build Faster than an Honest European Lunchbreak.”  Johann Tetris will be missed by many, but his legacy endures.

– Janessa Vapors (Strutts News Services)

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6 Responses to “Johann Tetris – 1928-2009”

  1. diesel Says:

    Man, and I thought I was bad at Tetris. It’s like those guys running the cranes don’t even get the point of the game.

  2. Bunk Strutts Says:

    diesel– The city Planning Department forced that inefficient design on them, adding millions to the cost for re-engineering and change orders. Go figger.

  3. cbullitt Says:

    You’re a sick pup. Nicely done.

  4. Bunk Strutts Says:

    cbull– You have no idea.

  5. theliteraryhorse Says:

    Will you PLEASE stop making me snort water out of my nose? Do you know how undignified that is? Have a heart and stop being so darn FUNNY.

  6. Bunk Strutts Says:

    thelit– No. Get off the water and your problems here are over. Try wine or beer instead.

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