I think it’s near Martha Gently Sparkling Topiary Land.
I’m with you. I want to live in Tasteful Wreath land. Sadly, my neighbors are warring over who can use up the most Fossil Fuel and Kill Their Kids Land.
thelit– At least your neighbors are keeping us from having to live in Global Cooling Starve, Freeze and Die Land. It wasn’t much fun the last time around from what I hear. Personally, I like Cheap Energy Land. 😉