Miss Mary Eileen, My Second Favorite Babysitter


This is a true story.

Several times in my childhood my parents abandoned me, but they always left me with a baby sitter, a complete stranger who they paid, just to keep her honest. My favorite babysitter was Veronica. She wore velour sweaters and had a faint little mustache. I had a kindergarten-age crush on her because she was nice.

My second favorite babysitter was Miss Mary Eileen. Now SHE was a freakin’ hoot.

That’s Miss Mary Eileen on the left with her cousin Miss Bevel.

They both lived in a house that was walking distance from mine.

Miss Mary was my favorite. She was a lot of fun. Let us climb on the furniture and stuff. She liked rock n’ roll, too, and brought over 45s of songs my parents wouldn’t allow me to listen to.

Later on, Miss Eileen married a handyman named “Lefty.”  I don’t recall his real name, and they moved into a townhouse up the hill.

Mary and her husband opened up a successful restaurant/bar that was very popular, especially with the left-leaning bohemian crowd.

She and her husband raised four sons (youngest 10, eldest 20 in this pic from 1998).

Here’s her youngest son Bobby (nicknamed “Wilt the Tilt” by his classmates) in his senior year in High School, in front of his grandfather’s house.

Eventually Mary and her husband retired to this comfy little cottage in the same neighborhood she grew up in, and they lived happily ever after.


[Images from here, here, here, here, here and here.]


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3 Responses to “Miss Mary Eileen, My Second Favorite Babysitter”

  1. planetross Says:

    I think your memories are slanted on this account a bit, but if I have to lean one way or another … I’ll lean with your account … like bacon … or other things that lean.

  2. Macker Says:

    Or SPAM®.

  3. Bunk Strutts Says:

    plane– Nice summary. In every one of those pictures the wind seems to be blowing left, and I don’t like that much.

    Macker! — You’re on the wrong blog! But spam is good and lean, regardless of what those Wal-Mart/Target haters would have you believe. (Only 9 million others might disagree.)

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