Meatball Parade has earworm potential.
The Mumble Song by the Charioteers.
Clark Terry mumbles the best. (Wait for the punchline.)
This is a big crack.
If someone calls you a punk, brat, jerk, dunce, fool, rube, bum, barbarian, cretin or a bunghole, he/she probably doesn’t know the source of those terms of endearment.
Flibberty Jib describes this Presidential Election cycle perfectly.