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Posts Tagged ‘Retro’
What’s Wrong With This Picture?
Wednesday, 14 November 2018Saturday Matinee – Frank Zappa, Snooky Young & The Tom Stormy Trio
Saturday, 10 November 2018
Awesome lineup, that. Recorded on August 27, 1974 at KCET in Hollywood, California.
Frank Zappa—guitar, percussion, vocals;
George Duke—keyboards, finger cymbals, tambourine, vocals;
Napoleon Murphy Brock—sax, vocals;
Ruth Underwood—percussion;
Tom Fowler—bass;
Chester Thompson—drums.
Awesome lineup, that. Recorded circa 1989
The Tonight Show Band
Snooky Young – Trumpet
[That excellent video was sent down the memory hole just days ago for some unknown reason. What black-hearted soul would do such a thing? Let’s do this instead.]
Awesome lineup, that. Recorded circa 2010.
The Tom Stormy Trio featuring Rhythm Sophie
Sophie – vocals
Tom Stormy – drums
Gábor Kiss – guitar
Buddy Benkey – double bass
Have a great weekend, folks. See you back here tomorrow and we’ll do stuff.
Election Day 2018 – The Mid Terms
Tuesday, 6 November 2018
Let’s stop the march of socialism in the USA.
Young people don’t know what it means to live under socialism because they’ve been lied to all their lives about it. They’ve never spoken with anyone who risked their lives to fight it and/or escape it.
VOTE
The Percolators – Wilco & Roger
Monday, 5 November 2018
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Hot Links of the Old West
Sunday, 4 November 2018
“…and for those who didn’t pay attention – good luck.”
“This is your Captain speaking…”
60 year old Ben Hart is addicted to break dancing.
Piers Morgan is an idiot.
Shinehead O’Connor is an idiot.
Jackie The Lion is not an idiot.
West Nile Virus distribution. Yeah, there’s a correlation alright.
“Donald Trump ain’t right, man.”
Neighborhood donut shop patrons buy entire inventory each morning so shop owner can be with his ailing wife.
True Story:
Grampa told me of a gaffe he and his brothers used in church. It’s called “The Angel Speaks.”
Get a thick wire coathanger, cut a 4-inch section. Bend it into a “U” shape, then bend the ends 180 degrees down. Get two small rubber bands and loop each one through a metal washer, hook the bands onto each side of the “U”. The gaffe is ready.
Wind up the washer tight, hold it in place, then sit on it, preferably on a wooden pew. When the time is right, lean over, raise a cheek. The washer is released with a loud “BRRRAAAAP!”
Depending on the design, preparation and control, you may be able to get up to 3 farts out of it.
Oh, and always look at the kid next to you in complete disgust each time you rip one. This works on steel folding chairs, too, but the noise sounds like a jackhammer.
Repost: How to make a carrot shooter.
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Saturday Matinee – Teensy Weensy Weaponry, The Good, The Bad & The Ugly, John Lee Hooker w/ Carlos Santana, Paul Butterfield, Elvin Bishop, Etta James & others
Saturday, 27 October 2018
Small firearm demonstration [via].
One of the greatest spaghetti western themes ever, composed Ennio Morricone, performed live by the The Danish National Symphony Orchestra, and conducted by Sarah Hicks.
John Lee Hooker, Carlos Santana, Paul Butterfield, Etta James and others, live at The Fillmore West, San Francisco on 18 July1986 [via]. I think that’s Elvin Bishop stepping in about 00:06:40.
Have a great weekend, folks, see you back here tomorrow for other inane stuff.
Burgers, Chicken, Shakes and a Creepy Head on a Stick.
Thursday, 25 October 2018
Mr. Hamburger, Huntsville, Texas
Opened in 1959, Mr. Hamburger is still in business. From their website:
“Situated across from the famous downtown Huntsville “Walls” prison unit, Mr. Hamburger has literally been the first taste of freedom for thousands of released inmates waiting for their bus ride out of town. This influence can be seen in the uniquely named burgers fitting the prison theme.”
[Found here.]
Color Control
Wednesday, 17 October 2018
“Green Control, this is Orange Control. Copy?”
“You’re kidding me, right?”
[Found here. Note that both images are the same size, but one looks closer than the other.]
Monaural Stereophonic Hot Links
Sunday, 14 October 2018
Great baseball fakeouts.
Armadillos can deflect bullets.
Norm MacDonald shreds a heckler.
[NPC, NSFW, NSFK, h/t Octopus.]
In case you missed it, Prancercise® is a fitness revolution.
All the matter that makes up the human race could fit in a sugar cube. More fun facts here.
[Top image found here.]
