Pup On The Roof

“When this old world starts getting me down,
And people are just too much for me to face;
I climb way up to the top of the stairs,
And all my cares just drift right into space.
On the roof, it’s peaceful as can be;
And there the world below can’t bother me…”

Q. And what does the dog say?
A. “ROOF! ROOF! ROOF!”

[Found here via here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.276 – Ceiling Laps, CheetoPhone & Snow Pwner

hallway ceiling swimming

CheetoPhone

Snow Pwner

[Found here, here and here. I flipped the 1st, and reversed and looped the 2nd.]

Honey, We’ve Got Gophers in the Attic Again.

People who live in grass houses shouldn’t throw something or other.

[Found in here.]

On A Hot Tin Roof

On ur roof, steeln ur toasts.

[Found here.]

Gravity Cats 3

[Found here. Related posts here and here.]

Stump Bunk

800px-Waschbaer_auf_dem_Dach

We’re up to about 17 regular viewers here after thousands of hours of effort, and it’s starting to pay off.  As we drift aimlessly into Our Third Annum of existance, our Crack Team of Webminers suggested another poll.  It’s a very simple yes/no thingy, and it’s free.

CTW thought we might want to venture into the realm of comments, i.e., post nothing of substance, but use the post itself as a comment generator.

We’re gonna ignore the poll for now, but leave your pertinent questions in the comments section and we’ll respond after leaving the toilet seat up and flushing with our feet. Depending on the volume (of questions) we may answer all in one post, or spread them out over the lawn to hose ’em down later.

Gimme A Reason

“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Babs’ uvula.”
“Babs’ uvula who?”
“I dunno, Babs, but but I do know this.
Babs, your uvula is on the fritz.”

[Image from here, with our favorite completely unrelated knock-knock joke in italics from SNL/Chevy Chase a long time ago.]