Don’t let these images fool you:
The house is only about 8 inches tall!
“This Russian lady from Petrozavodsk, Russia, now living at Helsinki, Finland has made this stunning mini-snail house. The true size of the interior details can be understood looking at her fingers on the photos.”
[Caption in quotes from English Russia, with more images here. You want life size caracoles? Lookee here.]
“Crispy decapitated amputees and fuming black males: 1st Floor;
Full-scale Barbies, accessories and original packaging: 2nd Floor;
Miscellaneous torsos and body parts: 3rd Floor;
Tanning Party on Four.”
You REALLY don’t want to know what’s on the upper floors, and the basement is just disgusting.
[Image from somewhere in here.]
Apparently, there’s a Russian holiday, where veterans of the Frontier Guard (looks to me to be about a dozen of ’em) get to cavort in fountains and drink lots and lots of vodka. Like this guy:
“ARE—YOU—READY—–TO RHUMBA?!”
No doubt about it. Russkies know how to party. AARRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!
Can’t help y’all on this one. All I know is she’s on a playground somewhere in Russia, apparently trying to resuscitate the rodent with back massage. (And I picked the colors out myself.)
[Image from DRB.]
Tacky Raccoons 