He’s gonna do it all over you and your furniture because you were nice enough to open the door for him. Consider it Dog Thanks.
[Found in here.]
Both are horseflies, and the top one is a liar. No matter how cute he looks covered in early morning dew, he’s gonna bite you, and the second one is going to laugh.
Yes, it’s true. Horse flies laugh and they know how to throw a trollface.
Update: Completely forgot The Friday .Gif Post last night. 12 hours of battling red tape at LADBS got me all bonky. Meanwhile, visit our .gif archives here.
Apparently, there’s a Russian holiday, where veterans of the Frontier Guard (looks to me to be about a dozen of ’em) get to cavort in fountains and drink lots and lots of vodka. Like this guy:
No doubt about it. Russkies know how to party. AARRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!