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Thursday, 31 October 2019

The missus did this one freehand.

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“Hey. I gotta question. You probably know this.”

Sunday, 1 February 2009

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Q. “What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?”
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. “Where will the government get this money?”
A. From taxpayers.
Q. “So the government is giving me back my own money?”
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. “What is the purpose of this payment?”
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. “But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?”
A. Shut up.

[Image from hereStimulus Package analysis was from a column by  Dave Barry.]


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