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Paranoia Sweater

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You can’t ignore me forever.

I’ve hidden your straw.

I’m gonna play “Everything Is Beautiful” over and over and over if you don’t come out.

I can still see your toes.

There’s a spider above you.

I’ve locked the bathroom door.

I’m still sitting here, and I’m watching you.

I’m going to be very quiet now…

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7 Responses to “Paranoia Sweater”

  1. panascakes Says:

    lol.
    Where did you find this? Is there a pattern for it? because my mom would make me one…

  2. VE Says:

    Ha ha ha. I don’t where you find your photos cause I got tons of them and I’ve never seen that one. Too funny…I say throw them in the steam room…

  3. Bunk Strutts Says:

    If it’s wool, a steam room would be hilarious; she’d be slowly shrink-wrapped.

    I don’t know the original source, but I found the pic at eatliver.

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  5. Finicky Penguin Says:

    Get out of my house.

  6. Bunk Strutts Says:

    Take that sweater off, FinPeng, and get out of mine.

  7. Danielle Says:

    As an introvert… that’s my style of sweater!

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